Reviews

I have been quietly reviewing movies in his head since birth… Now I have decided to write them down for the world to see!

Breaking Bad Finale

I am so sad that (it is hard to admit this) the best TV show I have ever seen is ending tonight... Jenny and I...

Game Changer

I am not too proud to say that the ear and nose trimmer that I bought today is a game changer... There might be three...

Olive Garden

I went to the Olive Garden for the first time yesterday... The service was outstanding, food was pretty good and the boss paid. So, yeah,...

Urban Table Sucks

I have been to Urban Table a few times now and made the executive decision that is sucks ass. The food is pretentious, massively overpriced...

Bluetooth Headphones

I would like to take a moment to tell you how much I love my Bluetooth headphones... Lightweight, behind the ears and wireless, they give...

Army Of Darkness

This afternoon I had just enough time to squeeze in a viewing of Army of Darkness. This early 90's sci-fi flick has a loyal cult...

American Pickers

A quickly growing tradition for Mondays is watching a full night of American Pickers... Last night they missed a pretty sweet pick! Check out the...

Movie Review: The Great Gatsby

The Great Gatsby Opens: May. 10 0 stars Review by Joseph Hagen With a rich 1920s landscape to play within, a very capable list of actors, an award-winning visual...

Movie Review: Lincoln

Lincoln Opens: Nov. 16 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Review by Joseph Hagen In a nation divided by war, our 16th President pursues a course of action designed to...

Movie Review: Argo

Argo Opens: Oct. 12 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Review by Joe Hagen Argo, the story of a CIA "exfiltration" agent tasked with getting American hostages out of the...