ASK UNCLE BANJO!!!
It has been a LONG time, but Uncle Banjo is ready to answer all of life’s questions! … ASK AWAY!…. Just be ready kids, he can be a bit vulgar.
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I am pretty sure that T-Ball will not be rained out tonight! … Opening day. I am sure that the girls are going to SO nervous! … and by “nervous” I mean more interested in the snacks after the game than the game itself! Hahahaha… I have to admit, when I was their age the most interesting thing in the world was an orange soda pop!
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Dear Uncle Banjo —
Why?
Thanks,
Amanda
Dear UB,
I see you have opposable thumbs on your feet and hands… does that mean you have four options when you “pluck the banjo”?
– Curious in NY
Dear UB:
What can I do to become more attractive to the opposite sex?
jm
Thank you UB!!! It all makes sense now.
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