Story

Let me tell you something about Maggie… The kid is a quote waiting to happen… Let me first give you a back story about something I remember when I was a kid before I share my Maggie story:

Little Joe (1st grade) comes home from Catholic school one day.

Little Joey: HEY MOM!!!

Mom: Hey Joey! (insert hug) How was school?

Little Joey: Good… We learned about boys and girls today.

Mom: Oh really? What did you learn?

Little Joey: That boys have a penis… (pause)

Mom: (inquisitive look)

Little Joey: and girls have…

Mom: What do girls have?

Little Joey: a… (deep thought) … pus*y?

Mom: (shocked look) They did not teach you that word. Girls have a vagina… Where did you learn that word?

Little Joey: One of my friends.

Mom: Never say that word… Ever.

Long story short… We are at the lake yesterday. Maggie is not a big fan of the lake. Not a fan of the tube. Got flipped off the first time she did it, ate some water and will not do it again…. Chloe, Mag and I are swimming.

Joe: Mag’s, why won’t you tube? … We can do it together.

Mag: It hurt me.

Joe: Where did it hurt?

Mag: Last time I did it my back, neck, legs and penis hurt.

Joe: (slight grin) Where?

Mag: My back, neck, legs and penis.

Em: (from the boat) YOU DON’T HAVE A PENIS. YOU HAVE A VAGINA.

Mag: Yeah, my vagina.

Joe: (Swallows laughter and can not wait till Maggie is old enough to tease the hell out of her about it)

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June 3rd was my 4 year anniversary of doing this little blog (I kind of missed it) … I am planning an all-star gala for the 5 year anniversary.

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This girl at work made Banana Chocolate chip muffins… My mind just blew!