Snip-N-Clip time!
So a couple of weeks ago Steve got a call from his wife at work. They were chatting back and forth for a couple of minutes when over my shoulder I hear Creepy say: “she wants to talk to you”… I get on the phone… “What do you do when you marry a guy who has short hair and all of a sudden for no reason he grows his hair REALLY LONG?” she says with a bit of a grin in her voice… Of course I take the opportunity to give Steve some shit about not living up to his marital vows and being the worst husband in the world (all in fun of course).
Anyway, she asks me to post some pictures of Steve with short hair and get your comments on what he should do with his mop. So I beg you to post your unedited comments on what Creepy Steve should do with his head. If you want to email me some pictures I will post them over the next few days and maybe we can work this out (if you are shy I can exclude your name when I post suggestions).
Debbie: I decided to not post the nude pictures of Steve that you sent me. Sorry.
Current Steve (his second nickname is Jesus):
Short hair Steve:
Here is what I think he should do:
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On financial LOCKDOWN till the New Year. ORANGE ALERT!
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I am excited for the debate tonight… The media is saying that McCain is going to have to be on the offensive. That seems a bit dangerous given his situation. If I were him I would try to act classy… Attacks are not the answer.
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Grow it while you have it!!! For all of us balding dudes in the world, I implore you, please grow your hair as long as you possibly can!!!
You know what cracks me up about this poll.. after asking Joe to do this.. I thought about what I would do if Steve just showed up at home with short hair. First off, when he shaves his chin, the 3 year old freaks out. Every time he does it Riley tells him to put it back on. I think it was really upset the poor kid. Then there is the hairline shrinkage.. What if he cuts it and the receding hairline is a big issue. Lastly, he likes it.. he’s happy.. he used to fuss over his hair, now he likes it for the first time ever. I still wish you had put up the nudes though Joe.. they were sexy!!
Okay. Steve, here are my opinions.
Steve with long hair & goatee: Jesus Steve
Steve with short hair & no goatee: Hottie Steve (with the utmost respect to you, Debbie 🙂
Also, Debbie, I am married to a handsome man with an…uhh, let’s say northern-trending hairline, and I think that longer or shorter, it still looks good.
Although, in the interest of full disclosure, his hair has not been short in probably the last ten years.
Joe’s hairstyle is a good compromise-shorter & more modern with moderate hairline coverage.
So, basically Steve…whatever you like, you should do 🙂
Steve with no mantee and short hair could be confused with a frat douche, while long haired facial hair Steve is without doubt the re-reincarnated Jebus himself.
Frat douche… Jebus. Really, there’s no debate here. I would just suggest more robes be entered into the wardrobe and perhaps back-lighting your head wherever you go.
http://mormonstalk.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/jesus_ws.jpg
And that kid’s crazy cute, so screw what we think, listen to the child!
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