Author - Joe

This is my Life

8 Dec

Gift Ideas

So apparently my cries of outrage have been heard by the residents of South Florida… I am currently watching these two old dudes install holiday lighting on the palm trees located outside my work building… This one old dude...

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7 Dec

Window

LITTLE KNOWN FACT: People in South Florida rarely put lights on the outside of their homes… I understand that there are a lot of Jewish people down here, but I really think that the Jesus lovers are not pulling their...
5 Dec

Oh Christmas Tree

A few nights ago I decided to do some coloring… I brought my “Charlie Brown Christmas” coloring book outside, and dumped the box of markers out onto the table in front of my apartment … As the song “Oh Christmas...

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2 Dec

Top 10

Animated Christmas shows I am sure I forgot something, but I can't think of it right now... 1. Grinch 2. Rudolph 3. Mickey’s Christmas Carol 4. Frosty 5. Charlie Brown 6. *Nightmare Before Christmas 7. Twas the Night Before Christmas 8. Muppet Christmas Carol 9. Frosty Returns 10. Emmit Otters...
1 Dec

All The Cards

What is the deal with people “singing (rapping)” while wearing head phones? Does this not sort of defeat the point of wearing headphones in the first place? If they like noise so much why don’t they just give in...

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30 Nov

Art Wednesday

When I was a kid there was nothing that I looked forward to more that “Rudolph the red nosed reindeer”. Now that I have a TIVO, I plan on recording it and watching it approximately 10,000 times this holiday...
29 Nov

Hi

I woke up in the middle of the night last night to go to the bathroom. On the way back to bed I had the thought… “What the HELL does ‘Heavens to murgatroid’ mean?”… I think that the place to...
22 Nov

Hmmmmm...

Slept with the windows open last night for the first time in quite a while... It is just nice to not have to live on the AC all the time. I guess that this is the time of year that...
17 Nov

Deck the Halls... Bitches

On my drive to work today I saw people putting up christmas lights on three different buildings... I saw two different Christmas tree tents going up... and I saw myself smiling in the rear-view mirror. My iPod is becomming the who's-who...
16 Nov

Art Wednesday

This is a quote from my favorite movie, "American Beauty". The lead character, Lester Burnham states the following after his death... ((Janie is his daughter and Carolyn his wife)) [narrating] I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of...
15 Nov

Puppy

Sometimes I feel like a puppy that has just gotten out of the bath when I get out of work. Not that I hate my job or anything... I just really like my time off. I like projects. I like...

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14 Nov

apartment

Found a new apartment and am dealing with the stresses associated with moving. For some reason, I find myself contemplating jumping off a bridge at least once per move... This is that moment. I think I will make it through...
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