Weird things my Dad says

Weird things my Dad says

September 13, 2025

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Kansas City-based creative director -- home improvement nut, beer connoisseur, record collector, snuggler of dogs, and Royals/Cubs fan.

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The last few days have made me a little reminiscent… So, here is a list of the weird stuff my Dads says on a regular basis –

  • As they say in the French foreign legion
  • It’s like this:
  • Ah shit
  • Honest to truth with you:
  • Well son …
  • I’ll turn you into a rubber hockey puck
  • Shiiiiiitttttttt
  • Pertineer
  • That’s got merit
  • That’ll curl your underwear
  • Might as well, can’t dance

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