stink

So on the flight home, I am stuck in the window seat on a full plane… About 5 minutes after take off, this chick next to me decides to pull out a GIANT salad. If this was not rude enough, she then pours the most disgusting smelling salad dressing all over it and skankafies the entire plane… I swear, I think I could hear the pilot gagging from the cockpit… As she began to gobble it down like a ravenous cow, I could not help but imagine myself throwing up all over her lap… After wiping my lip, I would look up at her and say, “eat that, bitch.”