Joey's Thoughts

Snow!!!!!!!!!!

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Samson Video ::
I LOVE REGINA SPECTOR and this is a beautiful video.

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“We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails”

Art Wednesday

Ansel Adams

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I have a fascination with trees… I think that I am ready to declare them the most beautiful thing in nature.

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Most kids today will see the video of their own birth… I can not imagine seeing my mother giving birth to me. To witness the first official breath that I took on this Earth. GOOD GOD, THIS IS MIND BLOWING… Imagine being able view the moments of your infancy and childhood. See yourself as a living, breathing thing. Hmmmmm…

I guess that all of my stories of when I was a kid will become obsolete.

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All I want for Christmas is a really cool head band (to run in), action figures and a remote controlled car.

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I got a hand-me-down windows computer (I named it “Destro”) this past weekend and purchased a web-cam for it… Doing the video conference thing is bad ass. My first two calls were with Emily and my Dad. I also have plans on making some extra cash buy stripping in front of it on the internet for strangers… So I am available for a show if you want to give me your credit card info.

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If you really like the video conference thing, you should download Skype, it is free and totally awesome (works mac to pc for voice and video)

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Looks like I am going to have a big party at my house this weekend.

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I have eaten two scrambled eggs for breakfast for the last two weeks… I have never eaten this many eggs in this short a time span before. It’s not bad.

“For Real”

So it has been a while since I posted “for real”… I hope I don’t blow it.

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I wish that I had the kind of hair that I could wear a hat, take it off and no one could tell the difference… That would be a nice thing for the winter time. When my afro hair is trapped under a hat all day, it sort of starts to straighten out and I look really terrible.

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I think that someday a tornado will develop in my car as I am driving home from work. I like to roll the window all the way down so that I can hang my arm out the window, and then turn the heater to whatever it takes to make me comfortable (most of the time nothing). The collision of warm and cool air will start to swirl around my head and form a funnel cloud.

Why do I like to be cold? What is wrong with me? Most rational people like to bask in the warm sunshine, but all I can think of is laying in a bed of freshly fallen snow.

Doesn’t it seem peaceful when snow is falling?

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It seems like every time I go into the men’s room at work there is some guy “sitting down” in there… The worst thing in the world for a dude is to have to do that in those flimsy walled stalls. I will do it only if I am moments away from crapping myself (and I do mean moments away)… There is something really embarrassing about having another person see your feet under those stalls… Girls, how do you do this EVERY time you go in there?

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The honeymoon at work is almost over… The “I am new here” excuse when I fuck something up is nearly gone, the waking up early EVERY day nobility is thin and the monotony of life is starting to dominate. I never really forgot that I wanted to work for myself, but right now the reasons why are very apparent.

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Big snow storm in the forecast for Thursday. I CAN’T wait. I hope it does not start until I am done with work… Maybe I will build an igloo.

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David Gray’s “White Ladder” album is the most underrated album of all time. I love it.

Stuff

I will post somthing of some importance tomorrow.

Thanksgiving

Hell of a holiday… I will tell you about it when I get the time.