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Effective December 19, 1988, all lawn darts are banned from sale in the United States. Lawn darts, used in an outdoor game, have been responsible for the deaths of 3 children.

A set of lawn darts usually includes four large darts and two targets. The darts typically are about 12 inches long with a heavy metal or weighted plastic tip on one end and three plastic fins on a rod at the other end. The darts are intended to be grasped by the rod and thrown underhand toward a target. While the tip may not be sharp enough to be obviously dangerous, these darts can cause skull punctures and other serious injuries.

The Consumer Product Safety Commission urges parents to discard or destroy all lawn darts immediately. They should not be given away since they may be of harm to others.

Consumers who find lawn darts still being sold, should contact the Consumer Product Safety Commission on the toll free hotline: 1-800-638-CPSC (2772). A teletypewriter for the hearing impaired is available at 1-800-638-8270. Consumers also may write to: Compliance, Consumer Product Safety Commission, Washington, D.C. 20207.

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Here is a weight loss tip for all of you ladies out there… Just grow your beard really ridiculously long, so that when you are running in the morning, the homeless guy looks more maintained than you… Then trim it.

You will look like you lost 5 to ten pounds instantly… IT WORKED FOR ME!!!

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OK, I realize by posting the picture above on the right that I am opening myself up to a lot of criticism. The first batch of you will mock me by saying that I must be full of myself and the second will mock me for simply not having a shirt on…. Go ahead, mock my if you will, I am strong enough. I can take it… By the way, why didn’t I put a shirt on?

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Whenever I play orchestra music, somebody says that it is “scary”… WTF?

  1. Jamie
    Oct 04, 2006

    Joe, you are the hairiest human alive. No one rocks face fur (or shoulder fur) like you.

    Also, nice shirtless pic…MORE PLEASE!

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