Shower Squishy

So I am trying to use the little squishy thing instead of the bar of soap in the shower. There is something so emasculating about that brightly colored little spongy looking thing. I don’t know what it is, but I just can’t seem to get into it. I think that it might be too much work in my head to get the job done. Think about it… you have to untangle the squishy think from the other squishy things, grab the plastic soap bottle (which slips out of my wet hands every time), open the nozzle (all of the nozzles are different), squeeze the proper amount (which is harder than you think), put the bottle back on its perch (be careful, you might knock the 400 shampoo and conditioner bottles off the ledge) and begin to lather yourself up… I know that I should be grateful for the “exfoliation,” but I have to admit, it just feels a bit uncomfortable when cleaning my bathing suit parts… I do not need to “exfoliate” those parts… They are already “exfoliated.”

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From the Onion about the KC Royals. This is the funniest thing I have read in a while