I have this dream of writing a perfect BLOG entry where every person that reads it will post a comment… Here goes. THE PERFECT BLOG ENTRY.

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The past three months have been really tough in regards to this BLOG thing. I have had so much to talk about, but have been unable to talk about any of it… So the entries have been about baseball, GI Joe, TV and miscellaneous other awesome crap.

I can’t wait to explode with the thoughts that have been bouncing around in my head… Big things are on the way in my life this summer and I intend to take all of you along for the ride.

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How can anyone say that Coldplay is a gay band? Enough with this Coldplay backlash… They kick ass, leave them alone.

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Mets are kicking ass. Cubs and Cards are battling. GREAT season so far.

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Apparently Rolling Stone magazines cover for next month has a cartoon of Bush with the title: “Worst President Ever”.

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I would say that the Jeep woody is the coolest vehicle ever made.

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I bought an Andy Warhol book last Friday. I am pretty down with it so far… A lot of my friends do not care for his style and personality, but I am trying to let the work speak for itself.

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I work with a lot of Jewish people in the office… Passover is really interesting. 78, Jam and I were at Barns & Noble and 78 read us a bit of history on the event. I wish I could remember something smart to say about it.

I guess that with the limited experience that I have had with other religions, I am fascinated with the customs and traditions.

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“March of the Penguins” is the best movie I have seen this year. It blew my mind. Please watch it.

“I decided long ago that I needed no further proof that animals have souls. But if I did need some, I could find it in March of the Penguins.”
— Lawrence Toppman,
CHARLOTTE OBSERVER

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If I had a new puppy waiting at home for me after work, I would name it “Skeletor”. Thanks for the name 78.

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My big sister is getting hitched in about a month. I have decided that wedding receptions are one of the best things on the planet… I think that I am going to try to get my brother to dance with my father at my sisters wedding… That would be AWESOME.

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Kellie Pickler is going to get “picked” to leave tonight on AI.

She is good looking. But sings BAD.

REALLY BAD.

REALLY, REALLY BAD.

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Uncle Banjo has a Myspace page. Check out the pictures. He is a bit crude… But AWESOME.

  1. Sweet Sammy
    Apr 19, 2006

    I do love you UB…

    Also, before I head out to see the Mets play for the 4th time this year, this time sitting Field Box row 1F!!!!! I say this…

    I say Ace goes home tonight, Skeletor may be one of the top 5 coolest pet names EVER… Warhol, Penguins and Coldplay are all cool, Bush is a tard and if you want crazy Jew madness, come to NYC. They rioted a few weeks ago cause a guy was arrested in their hood. Hissidic Jews are for the win.

    and I dub this… THE GREATTEST BLOG POST EVER!

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  2. jamie
    Apr 19, 2006

    wow. okay.
    first off, I love how they fixed Pickler’s wonky tooth in that promo shot. regardless, i still hope she gets the boot tonight.
    i wish i could be at your sister’s wedding. weddings are amazing (as long as they aren’t your own, which is also great, but in a different way)
    uncle banjo may have the greatest photo page ever. ever. he has made myspace fun again.
    skeletor is…pretty cool. imagine a little bony chiuahua named skeletor.
    people who like coldplay aren’t gay.

    they’re SUPER GAY!!

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  3. cgilch
    Apr 19, 2006

    I care. I am posting.

    Let’s do get a dog and name it skeletor. We’ll dress him all in pink with a spiked collar.

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  4. em
    Apr 19, 2006

    Finally, more words than pictures…just kidding. I always love looking at what you find interesting – pictorally speaking. And can’t wait to see Jeffy and Howie dancin’ – I’m thinkin’ Electric Slide or the Macarena. I am also looking forward to hearing “THE WORLDWIDE ADVENTURES OF JOEY AND HIS IMAGINARY SIDEKICK SKELETOR”

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  5. mo-n-la
    Apr 19, 2006

    I too loved the March of the Penguins! I showed it to my Juniors a couple weeks ago as an illustration of commitment, perseverance and sacrifice. For humans we call that love! There were many kids who had the same reaction as you!

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  6. Joe
    Jun 05, 2006

    //SCAVENGER HUNT CLUE\
    This was a great posting, but you should go to the debut of Uncle Banjo in the month of August to see another great post and the next clue.

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