Dear Mom & Dad,

Hurry up and get here so we can have fun together!

Sincerely,

Joseph J. Hagen

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Dear Jam,

You better post some awesome pix of your drive to Florida… and thanks for planning the Foco thing. That was a great meal.

Sincerely,

Joseph J. Hagen

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Dear iPhone,

You are tough, smart and beautiful … What did I do before you entered my life? Other phones just don’t cut it. YOU are the REAL deal!

Sincerely,

Joseph J. Hagen

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Dear person that stole my water bottle,

I know you thought the shelf outside the men’s bathroom was a place that National Seminars offers free water bottles, but in reality the shelf is there so that people do not have to carry beverage and food items into the place where they pee.

ANYWAY, enjoy my water bottle, I am sure that it will serve you well… Stay hydrated. Live long. Be well.

Sincerely,

Joseph J. Hagen

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Dear Tee-Ball Team (The Strikers),

Elbow up. Eye on the ball… Step and throw.

Sincerely,

Joseph J. Hagen

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Dear Tony Horton,

Your P90-X workout DVD series is great. You are cool… Ok, your eyes creep me out sometimes, but that is a pretty small critique… Your cool.

Sincerely,

Joseph J. Hagen

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Dear Cap,

We are going to eat at Culvers this weekend. THIS I COMMAND!!!

Sincerely,

Joseph J. Hagen

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Hmmmmmm… Where to next??? I have ideas!

  1. misty
    Jun 02, 2009

    SWA starts service to NYC in June…. just sayin’.

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  2. em
    Jun 02, 2009

    Ditto to “mom & dad.”

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  3. Hank
    Jun 03, 2009

    Think outside the map!

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