Mathematical equations:

Joe + Ocean = Vomit
Joe + This morning = Cleaning up cat puke on my new rug.
Joe + Taking the trash can to the curb = Stepping directly into another huge pile of puke left by my cat and almost breaking my leg.

Why are you following me Vomit? Why do you love me? Will you not rest until you have taken over my life? Leave me alone… I’m begging you.