Last night I became a MAN. Behold the power of my new grill. While constructing this Bad Boy last night, I felt like an assassin assembling his rifle and preparing to destroy taste buds. Now there is no power in the universe that can stop my grilling powers. In a matter of minutes, I can be perfectly cooking any variety of meat or vegetable. Juicy, delicious food will be my specialty, and “your welcome” my tag-line.

Check out the smooth, arched surface. The dual docks on either side of the hood for easy prep, and four LONG legs so I do not have to squat to cook. The elegant curved handle will become a symbol of power and confidence… I know, the hairs on the back of your neck are standing on end.

No more stinking like charcoal all night after grilling. No more endlessly blowing on hot coals. No more feeling like a “Survivor” cast member before a meal (I sear I was one cooked rat away).

Wait a minute, I just realized that this is the second post this week about something new that I bought the night before. SWEET.

Do I need to buy a clue?