What makes a good storm name? According to the National Weather Service, short, distinctive given names work best. With this in mind… and the fact that they are going to run out of names… I think that they should start naming the storms after G.I. Joe characters, Transformers characters, and baseball players…

Posssible Hurricane names ::

Alpine
Bazooka
Cliffjumper
Devastator
Eddy (Joost)
Flint
Grunt
Hank (Greenberg)
Ironhide
Jazz
Ken (Griffey Jr.)
Laserbeak
Megatron
Norm (Cash)
Optimus
Prime
Quincy (a street I used to live on)
Roadblock
Snake Eyes
Thundercracker
Unicron
Vida (blue)
Wheeljack
foXx (Jimmy)
Yogi
Zap

  1. Sweet Sammy
    Sep 21, 2005

    Ok, I understand you’re using GI Joe, but come on how can you not use some bad guys… Who wouldn’t piss themselves knowing that Cat. 5 Hurricane DEATHSTROW was barring down on them. Or that frisky Tropical Storm Zartan. And, while Snake Eyes is the coolest Joe ever, I’d be more apt to evacuate if Cat. 2 Storm Shadow was rolling my way.

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  2. Joe
    Sep 21, 2005

    Tropical storm Zartan COULD be under DISGUISE… That guy could be anyone.

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