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Is McDonald’s breakfast man’s greatest achievement? I would like to think so.

Carrie is back… This morning she decided to go and get us some breakfast from the world greatest restaurant, McDonalds. While chomping down the greasy bits of biscuit, an uncontrollable smile began to grown upon my face. This moment was when I decided that space travel, microprocessors, the combustible engine and the wheel are all crappy advances for humanity compared to the greatness that is the McDonald’s breakfast. Sure, it can kill you if done to excess, but don’t you have to give something to get something. FAIR TRADE

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I slept really well for the first time in about a month last night. I will never understand the people that say they like to sleep alone. I have a loose hypothesis that these people had a rough relationship with their mothers when they were a kid… just a hypothesis though.

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78 got me this really cool wallet with a chain on it from Sweden. My friend Hank has one of these… He looks pretty tough with it… Beard, wallet with a chain, long hair… All I need is a tattoo and I can officially start intimidating people.

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Grilling tip :: Use soy sauce, garlic and pepper to marinate meats before cooking on the grill. It adds a nice salty flavor to steak, pork chops and chicken. Mmmmmmmm.