My parents are in town and as you might imagine, craziness has ensued.
“Right now my vagina is lurking right over here beneath these pants”
– Quote from an anonymous genius
“Don’t cry because it’s over – smile because it happened”
At work they send out a quote of the day… This was yesterday’s.
Last night my father was asked to describe me with one word… his response:
I believe that is two words… But very fitting.
Last weekend I got some new shoes… As you can see, I need them.
If you have not listened to Bob Schneider you should… I used one of his songs for the video above. You should also listen to The Postal Service.