Do you know what size of shoe Dolly Parton wears?
… Neither does she!

You wanna know why Dolly Parton does not jog anymore?
… She kept getting black eyes!

What do you call it when your stuck in an elevator with Dolly Parton?
… Boobie trapped!

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The BIG Hagen Christmas is this weekend! Should be a pretty awesome time.

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I shoveled snow yesterday instead of going to the gym… I LOVE playing in the snow.

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17 days till I get an iPhone.

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Watched “The Grinch That Stoke Christmas” last night… He brought it back.

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Christmas shopping is about done. Just a couple of people to finish up.