Dear Joe,

Let it be recorded that on your final day as a Florida resident, you jumped out of a swing and set a new world record for swing-jumping… You should check to see if they have a record for that.

Let it be recorded that on your final day as a Florida resident, you swung with the furry of an 8 year old.

Let it be recorded that on your final day as a Florida resident, the beach sang its final song into your ear… and you were as astounded by its beauty as you were the first time you laid eyes on it.

Truly,

Son of a beach