Well, four of my closest friends will be torn from my life at 2:00 today. They have had their last supper (mac & cheese), last breakfast (toast) and are ready to pass into a new plane of existance… Thank you wisdom teeth for 10 great years. My memory of you will last a lifetime… Every time I brush, everytime I eat peanuts and everytime I see a perfect smile, I will think of you… I will always love you wisdom teeth…

If I should stay,
I would only be in your way.
So I’ll go, but I know
I’ll think of you ev’ry step of the way.

And I will always love you.
I will always love you.
You, my darling you. Hmm.

Bittersweet memories
that is all I’m taking with me.
So, goodbye. Please, don’t cry.
We both know I’m not what you, you need.

And I will always love you.
I will always love you.

(Instrumental solo)

I hope life treats you kind
And I hope you have all you’ve dreamed of.
And I wish to you, joy and happiness.
But above all this, I wish you love.

And I will always love you (wisdom teeth).
I will always love you (wisdom teeth).
I will always love you (wisdom teeth).
I will always love you (wisdom teeth).
I will always love you (wisdom teeth).
I, I will always love you (wisdom teeth).

You, darling, I love you (wisdom teeth).

  1. jj
    Oct 13, 2005

    That made me laugh out loud.

    Hope the laughing gas makes you even funnier, as you have predicted.

    If you get to keep them, can I have one? Christmas is coming…

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  2. Sweet Sammy
    Oct 13, 2005

    Be a rock like Costner… Your wisdom teeth would want it that way.

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