I was in a meeting for most of the morning… I know everyone says this… But it was so freaking BORING!!!

So while I was taking my morning wizz, I started thinking about all of the great ideas I have had while in my bathroom. This room might be my most productive working environment… What is it about he bathroom that makes my thoughts unravel themselves? Maybe it is a sub-conscience thing… My body releases EVERYTHING… including thoughts… Hmmmm….

I bet most of the major advances for humanity came while in the bathroom (or by the tree). The wheel, fire, space travel, cable TV, the Macintosh computer, indoor plumbing and toilet paper were all more than likely thought of by some person going to the bathroom…

This is why I am bad at trivia… If I could play from the bathroom, I would be champ.

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Congrats on your last day Jamie. I am sure that you will miss it… Um, maybe not.

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I am too lazy to research these questions ::

How do “creationists” explain dinosaurs?
Why do people support the war… and then talk about a “culture of life?”
Why do these same people support the death penalty?
How can anyone be against stem cell research?

  1. Sweet Sammy
    Aug 19, 2005

    Because the flying spaghetti monster can create whatever it wants!

    http://www.venganza.org/

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  2. jam
    Aug 19, 2005

    Your new front page looks great!!

    In answer to your “culture of life” question, I personally prefer a “culture of cheese.” It’s just too damn delicious to be ignored. On that note, instead of the “death penalty” what about a “cheese penalty?” That just seems nicer, plus it would fit right in with our new culture. Of cheese.

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  3. Joe
    Aug 19, 2005

    That Spaghetti Monster is one awesome bitch… I am wearing a pirate costume right now as a matter of fact.

    Jam… “Laughing Cow” for president!!!

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  4. Shelly
    Aug 21, 2005

    I too feel that my best ideas come when I am in the bathroom. It is my escape from the reality that is my life. My kids however, think it is okay to come into the bathroom when ever they please, with whom ever they please. Great kids!!! I was worried that the “thinker” we gave Carrie for her birthday was inappropriate, guess not!

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  5. Joe
    Aug 22, 2005

    Remind me to never go to the bathroom at your house!

    The last person to walk in on me while I was using the bathroom now has emotional scars.

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