Ask Uncle Banjo...

19SepSeptember 19, 2005

Ask Uncle Banjo…

By Joe Family 8 Comments

It’s that time again… Do you have a problem? Need advice? The wisdom of Uncle Banjo can help.

Kansas City-based creative director -- home improvement nut, beer connoisseur, record collector, snuggler of dogs, and Royals/Cubs fan.

Sweet Sammy

UB, I do not posses crazy long ape arms and cannot reach an itch on my back… what shall I do?

September 19, 2005 at 7:19 am
UB

September 19, 2005 at 7:40 am
jj

UB, how can I get more exercise? You seem to be in great shape (except for your abnormally large head)

September 19, 2005 at 8:59 am
Joe

September 19, 2005 at 9:11 am
Sweet Sammy

UB, are you black because you spend so much time with turds? And if so, how do you avoid getting turd sauce on your face, as it appears white?

September 19, 2005 at 9:39 am
UB

September 19, 2005 at 11:23 am
mmm...

why is beer so good? seriously. why?

September 19, 2005 at 3:58 pm
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