35 Year Old Hipster – #Pathetic

My co-workers informed me that I am a “Hipster” this morning and listed these as the reasons:
– I wear black glasses
– I hate most movies, music, entertainment that other people like
– I like LIKE most movies, music, entertainment that other people hate
– I own a pipe
– I wear Converse, Toms and Saucony Sneakers
– I have a tattoo
– I collect records
– I occasionally ride a bike to work
– I drink craft beer
– I own several blazers
– I am a ‘tree hugger’
– I read comic books
– I won a Macintosh computer, iphone, ipad, etc.
– My dog wears a sweater in the winter
– I have a sticker collection
– I recycle
– I am a web designer (what is more hipster than that)
– I blog

What can you add?