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Whenever I go to the bathroom at work, I always go to the stall on the far right… This just so happens to be the one mounted about a foot lower than the rest of the urinals. I have always enjoyed using the short urinal. I guess I never want to grow up.

I am trying to think of a “short bus” joke to go here, but I am drawing a blank.

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Big parties are being planned in Salina for the holiday season… I am so freaking tired that all I want to to is sleep, not party.